Quid Beans Bike ire-d from Optimum Slaying House at 6:15 today, SCORCHER Five-Hunny followed by a quick squid swim off the smaller rock off of lone rock pt. I'll distract the security guard by birthday suiting up and doing the hundred yard dash. Then after swimming and getting uncleaned in the pristine wutang of Champ we will perambulate to the punk rock picknick on North Winooski Avenue at the Vegan House. It is a potluck so everone must bring grubs to share. Vegans will be served after being simmered in a savory potted meat product paste. Call old spokes (home of the scorcher) if you want to join us in bike riding then swimming then eating. Or just show up. Don't be late like Skratchard. It will be a shorter ride with town line sprints and free nettle tea for wins at the preem's. Feast on adrenaline and draft Ralph at all times if you want to go faster than a supa bike, at least going uphill. Buck-tron-xaero
